Did you like the new video?
I hope so because editing it gave me nightmares. Oh, the visuals!
Marva’s Marvelous Tutorial - Marva is a marvelous MILF and, honey, she knows it. This is her introduction for her upcoming tutorials on glamour. She discusses looking youthful, natural, and some emotional issues she has with her fugly daughter.
A song I wrote and recorded when I was 15. I was in a very dark state and wore mostly back and only spoke at slam poetry meetings. Enjoy.
LYRICS
(Chorus)
My friends be dying lately, I’m like “What the hell?”
Some say it’s bad luck but it’s more like an evil spell.
My home skillet dogs are peacin’ out like butter
I’ma be all alone unless I save these mutha
(Hook)
We would hang at the mall
Id give them a call
wed play some B ball
and some Smash Brothers Brawl
Then we would play with some dolls
Now I feel nothing at all
And when I think of how they died, all I can do is bawl
(Chorus)
They’d be like “Can I eat this?”
“No dog that’s a chemical.”
“Can I eat that?”
“No dog that’s a chemical.”
“Can I eat these?”
“No dog that’s invisible.”
But they’d eat it anyways. Why?
Filming a video and I’m about to post a picture of my current outfit.
I accidentally took on thousand takes because I got too into it.
- Kati
Send me an ask and I’ll answer it in a video.
I know you youngsters are curious about lots of things. Personal questions, dating advice, friend advice, tips on how to keep it fresh, how to make out with stuff, what kind of mustard to buy, are you normal?
Probably not if you decide to ask me, so go anon and put your questions in granny box?
Kati Elizabeth Podcast 1 - Kati interviews her neighbor Angela Ledonkus who is in her flirty thirties.
Topics - Living in LA, sex with mermen, and illegal forms of work.
*coughs* Angela is an prostitute.
So I realized, I have a lot of interesting people in my life and by interesting I mean strange as hell aka my kinda people. Enslaving the ones I love to be my full time personal muses has always been my mission in life. But I’m afraid of getting arrested, or yet another restraining order for kidnapping another muse. Um… I’ve said too much.
Anyway, I’ve figured out a solution. I will be interviewing these interesting people in my new podcasts. That way I can feel as though I have a piece of them with me. Kinda like how Ursula stole Arielle’s voice (except then she tries to steal her man too… nuh uh… that ain’t me.)
So please please enjoy the podcasts mother fuckers.
- Lot’s of love, Kati Elizabeth
P.S. you aren’t mother fuckers, you are people.
Folk Voice - Kati tries to impress a friend by performing folk music.
A dreamy disco tune to eat breakfast to.
David Bowie Doodle
“I slept on an air mattress at David Bowie’s house. When I was asleep he put socks on my feet.”
